Whisky

Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. “May I get you something?” she asked. “Aye, a whusky” Jock replied.

She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he’d like one.

“Never!” he said sternly. “I’d rather be raped and ravished by loose women all the way to America than
drink whisky!”

Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying “Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!”

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